Monday, May 12, 2014

Episode 22: The Return of the Kings

Good tidings thy good Lords and Ladies! Tis time for the fourth season of Game of Thrones! Doth thou vieweth the most splendid television spectacle ever to grace the magical screen as we doth? Doth thou - er - ok, enough medieval speech - The Game Of Thrones gang is back with the fourth season and things have gotten mighty interesting. So we at Geek Central assembled the small council to discuss the recent developments in the lands of Westeros and Essos. We follow the powerful Lannisters, the vengeful Baratheons, the sneaky spies, and the faraway Targaryen Queen Danny! So climb onto your warhorse, don the full plate armor, and join us as we talk about how amazing the newest season of George R. R. Martin's fantasy adventure has become! BRING ME A HORN OF ALE!!


Episode 21: Rise of the Machines



Look Out Geekfans! The robots are here! But not to worry, they're here to help us....or so we hope. Movies and television have given our mechanical brothers and sisters an awful bad rap, but the GeekMaster and friends don't judge! We love robots, androids, and all matter of automatons here at Geek Central so we discussed the long history of robots that have been helping humans for years and how the innovation in the robotics industry will eventually lead us to the cybernetic future! So strap in your hydraulic arms, screw in your quantum memory circuits and join us as we go through the world of robotics! I FEEL ALIIIIVE!!

Episode 20: Who Wants to Live Forever?

Greetings to all my fellow geeks, nerds, dorks, weirdos, fanboys and girls, goobers, dweebs, poindexters, freakazoids, and bookworms! It's been a while since we updated the site so I figured I should right now, after all, we're not going to live forever, right? Or are we? What if you could live forever? What if you were immortal? What would you do? Where would you go? What untold stories would you tell those who live and die before you? We were curious so we headed down to Geek-Central, switched on the Geek-A-Tron 5000 and downed a bottle of Mountain Dew to energize us for a world without age, death, or time. Join us....FOR-EV-VER! FOR-EV-VER!

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Episode 19 : Surviving The End Times

Episode 19
Well, the Mayans weren't quite the world-enders we thought they were, were they Geekfans? Nope, but what would you do if one of the many other apocalypse scenarios came true? Nuclear holocaust, global flooding, killer robots, alien invasion, and even those pesky genetically engineered apes all pose a significant threat to the human race. So we asked what would it take to survive such hopeless circumstances? We here at Geek central gathered our emergency supplies and donned the aluminium foil hats and discussed which end times were too treacherous to even try to survive, and which seemed like a walk in the atomic radiated park! I REGRET NOTHING!!!

Episode 18: Nerdy Movie Talk

 Episode 18
Greetings Earthlings! It's a brand new year! And with that comes brand new movies! So the GeekMaster and his crew of filming-loving miscreants came in to talk about all the upcoming films that we're looking forward to, and the ones that are sure to fall out of the sky and perish in flames. So join us with your popcorn, jujubees and extra large diet coke as we discuss which movies of 2014 will surely get the thumbs down, and which ones we'll be surely seeing ourselves!


Friday, December 13, 2013

Episode 17: Happy Hobbitdays End-of-Year Special!!!

Season's Greetings, Geekfans! The Holidays are fast approaching and The GeekMaster has one thing on his mind. One thing to rule them all, one thing to find them, one thing to bring them all, and in the darkness, bind them. No it's not Lord of the Rings, but its close! It's The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug and it came out in theaters today so we decided to turn on the Geek-A-Tron 5000 and talk all about the world of Middle-Earth! So grab your swords, shields, and arrows and don't forget to pack a pipe of Old Toby as we delve deep into the murky, colorful world of J. R. R. Tolkien's epic fantasy adventure! PRECIOUS!!!!!!

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Episode 16: Aim for the Head!


Urrrr glllluuurrr uhhh bluuuhhhh......

Sorry Geekfans, just brushing up my zombie-speak after the Walking Dead's Mid-Season finale! Here at the Geek cave we discuss the ending of the greatest show featuring flesh eating undead ghouls since Desperate Housewives! We also get into zombie apocalypse scenarios and which weapons and safehouses we'd prefer should the walkers come shuffling through! So join us and remember your zombie repellent! And if you can't get any, just remember, when the biters are chasing you, you don't have to be the fastest, you just have to be faster than the fat guy! URRRR!!!!